117 pages of bite sized humble, humorous poetry and drawings which Holly (Relax, don't do it) Johnson calls "Uniquely Ortonesque." A perfect gift!

Sample poem picked completely at random:


I see you're looking
in at my card game
sitting out there
on the bench
in your leather jacket
and jeans
me here with my beer belly
and a handful of queens
come in and I'll buy you some chips.